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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:51 pm 
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OK, this is gonna be a cue for like 1e15 jokes from you guys bagging the s**t outta me. BUT, I used normal vaseline to coat the plastics and tires of my car and it looks schmik as.

It works a treat, i've had it on for like 2 months now, and the dash still gleams. Plus vazzo is cheap as.

*Insert every gay joke you have here*

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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:55 pm 
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *laughs for another 10 mins*



Why didnt you just use an interior protector, which brings up a nice shine. As i discovered in my car, it made the dash so shiny, that my car was hard to drive when the sun was out as the dash reflected in the windscreen (so thats where my dash mat came into the picture). Plus it smells nice. (the mothers one atleast).
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what do you plan whilst your driving to just drag your hand accross the dash and have a quick tug at the traffic lights or something.

 

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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 11:55 pm 
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Why would anyone make a joke about you lubeing your rubers with vaso?


...oh wait.

 

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:47 am 
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so did that coating include the shifter? :shock:

 

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:58 am 
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Burnzie wrote:
Why would anyone make a joke about you lubeing your rubers with vaso?


...oh wait.

Bwahahahahahahaha :D :D :D

 

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 5:37 am 
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As long, as you havent got neons, they are gay, and with the vasso, as well, well...ppl may draw conclusions from that.

Doesnt dust etc, stick to it?
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 10:13 am 
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Everything would be... slippery.
And yeah doesn't dust stick to it?
And I hope people didn't see you doing it, cause that ain't cool, getting caught rubbing vaseline all over your car.
As if women don't think we love our cars too much already.
This just weirds me out.

 

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:01 pm 
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yeah dude, my missus already knows that I have issues with my car, and no I do not have neons, they're faggy, but then again so are so many other things on cars that don't make them go harder.

The dust isn't a problem as yet, but I guess that armour all would pose the same problem.

As for having a tug in the car, not a bad idea.

PS Go Glenn McGrath, what a fricking gun. Stick it up England's a***!
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:05 pm 
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he is an ex-holden driver after all! :D

 

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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:12 pm 
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dude, that's harsh! I had a VL, which is really more nissan than holden.

I stand by my Vazzo claim. Now excuse me, i'm off to chapel street to do some shopping, get a manicure, exfoliate and meet up with a plutonic female friend for coffee.

Damn you guys!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:23 am 
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Tight a** using Vaso! Just go down to Supercheap and get some proper Tyre Shine

 

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 1:30 pm 
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other than the fact that its a wierd way of doing it. wouldnt vaso have some long term affects on rubber???

 

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 3:13 pm 
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1 SLY 97EL wrote:
Tight a** using Vaso! Just go down to Supercheap and get some proper Tyre Shine


Well vaso IS for tight a***...


...wait... to far?

 

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:47 pm 
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Yes, waaaay too far.

 

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:22 pm 
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dude, i gotta s**t of armour all in my garage but I'm tellin ya, vazzo kicks its a***.
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