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Burnzie wrote: 1 SLY 97EL wrote: Tight a** using Vaso! Just go down to Supercheap and get some proper Tyre Shine Well vaso IS for tight a***... ...wait... to far? hahahahahahahhahahah
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'other things on cars that don't make them go harder' ... and by adding vasso makes it go hard...
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i might try ky jelly on my tyres less friction on the road hahahahaha vasaline thats good.
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shnoza wrote: 'other things on cars that don't make them go harder' ... and by adding vasso makes it go hard...
If you give it a good rub...
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exholden wrote: dude, that's harsh! I had a VL, which is really more nissan than holden.
I stand by my Vazzo claim. Now excuse me, i'm off to chapel street to do some shopping, get a manicure, exfoliate and meet up with a plutonic female friend for coffee. Damn you guys!!!!!!!!! hehe now that's funny!
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piss funny thread.
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Burnzie wrote: 1 SLY 97EL wrote: Tight a** using Vaso! Just go down to Supercheap and get some proper Tyre Shine Well vaso IS for tight a***... ...wait... to far? PISSA!!! vaso, man every joke i came up with was written as i thought of it, so all i can do is LAUGH! HAHAHAHAH thats a good one! what sort of lube do you use for your car?
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Wait I got one better I am going to hose my dash down with Baby Oil to keep it shiny all the time.LOL,LOL
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I knew i'd get f**k over on posting this, but if you wanna laugh so much, try it on something on your car and see how it works out.
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before a track day try KY warming lube on your tires, works a treat
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Gaz wrote: so did that coating include the shifter?
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Actually i recently read up on this type of thing... clinical tests have proven that petroleum based gelatinous substances restore the lustre and shine of certain synthetic materials. But then of course, i'm lying to you all, and putting vasso on your car is quite simply a process which is about as useful and heterosexually sound as joining the backstreet boys. Jesus man, i know better than anyone else the need for improvisational solutions, but SHIIII-ITE. Anyway, now that the flaming's over, enjoy your slippery solution, just don't think it will make your car squeeze into a tight parking space any easier
BTW: some of you buggers on here are pure class humour.
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lol, this is a good thread, best in ages, on ya exVeaL lover.
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man i could think of nothing worse than vasso on my dash but hey if it works for you good on ya i say lol
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that's just as bad as a mate of mine polishing his mag's in his lounge room with ky jelly!!
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