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 Post subject: Can't keep your teenage son at home?
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:56 pm 
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EOI,

Sick of feeling like a spare d**k at the orgy, well then....bring the orgy home.

Approx 300 VHS porno's. Pickup only.

Various titles, excellent to hone your German speaking skills.

Could be cheaper than buying an X-box. Guaranteed to make your teenage son too tired to answer back.

I'll post a stiff list of titles shortly.

 

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:59 am 
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w00t! haha
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 9:31 am 
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Finally something worth buying on this site!
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:10 pm 
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i dont think i want to know why you have over 300 porno's.

 

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 Post subject: Re: Can't keep your teenage son at home?
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:22 pm 
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What sort of price are you thinking?

 

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:16 pm 
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Well that was exciting (not).

I thought was going to be something like:

Can't keep your teenage son at home?
Then hire one of our fine young girls to keep them company at home 24/7.
They'll do things like clean on their hands and knees, can be told to dress anyway you like and will do whatever you tell them.
They can also accomodate the needs of you!
Best of all, you'll live with the peace of mind that your son is not gay.

Call 1800-wecumu now..


NB: product may contain an unknown amount of nut and undefined white creamy substance due to previous customer.
Mop and bucket may be required.

 

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 5:20 pm 
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lol, thats what I was thinking too... damn.


Cheers

 

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:15 pm 
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One Drone wrote:
Well that was exciting (not).

I thought was going to be something like:

Can't keep your teenage son at home?
Then hire one of our fine young girls to keep them company at home 24/7.
They'll do things like clean on their hands and knees, can be told to dress anyway you like and will do whatever you tell them.
They can also accomodate the needs of you!
Best of all, you'll live with the peace of mind that your son is not gay.

Call 1800-wecumu now..


Maybe in the Shanghai classifieds....

Tomorrow I'll take a photo of the collection all stacked in a pile (I started cataloguing them but can't keep a straight face).

Then you lads/lasses can make an offer (on the tapes, you dirty minded bastards)

 

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:19 pm 
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One Drone wrote:
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thats just wrong lol
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:21 pm 
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mspw wrote:
Then you lads/lasses can make an offer (on the tapes, you dirty minded bastards)


damn

 

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:22 pm 
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One Drone wrote:
NB: product may contain an unknown amount of nut and undefined white creamy substance due to previous customer.


thats just wrong lol


Ah One Drone, your a funny f**k!

 

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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:54 pm 
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So, do you come with the tapes??

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:30 am 
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will this fit my eb falcon

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 12:53 am 
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Will you be prepared to split 'em?

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 1:07 am 
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desperate people..... :?

 

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