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 Post subject: Re: sticker
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:51 pm 
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the best mod is a sticker that say's
I'd rather w#nk my dad than drive a holden!


Anyone got a holden i can drive??

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:04 am 
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can you buy clear tail lights for el


wat he means is to put EF tail lights in.. but personally i think the EL tail lights look way better that the EF's
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:06 am 
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Froudey wrote:
first thing that any one should do is fit a good quality alarm and or imbolizer


Why? Especially "why" on a smart lock Falcon???



haha cause i have the procedure to start the thing with out the transponder key hahahahahaha or for pats I n II infred coded key

 

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 Post subject: Re: caps lock
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:17 am 
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cApS loCks is that what that button is for :shock: :lol: .

Sorry just get a bit lazy at times and just type in upper case.

Another mod would be one of those led message displays so you can give s**t to people who hold up the right lane.

Or you could use it to display your thoughs after kicking a gm s**t a**.


Ooo I'm interested. Every afternoon when I'm driving back on the M1 homeward bound there is always some wank holding up the right hand lane.

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Yeh but maybe a little more harsher on the word choice.


This is how I'm steaming most afternoons in the right hand lane...

"GET THE f**k OUT OF THIS LANEEEEEEEE"

Followed by aggressive turn to centre lane, foot down, return to right lane, watch the wank shrink in my rear view mirror.


pmpl sounds like when the mexicans come 2 canberra but then again ppl complain about sydney drivers the 1s here r worse, in syd they're are crazy as hell but they are used to driving in that traffic, majority of the drivers down here have no f**k clue, especially those rice burner drivers holding there cars at 6000rpm in second 2 try get in front bloody wankers

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:25 am 
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i actually love the "full tank of petrol mod" because atm most of my mods have cost me less then a full tank of petrol, *adds mobil to mod list*

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:26 am 
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mate go 2 bp or caltex mobil fuel sucks a**

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:35 am 
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 Post subject: Re: caps lock
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:10 am 
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Another mod would be one of those led message displays so you can give s**t to people who hold up the right lane.

Or you could use it to display your thoughs after kicking a gm s**t a**.[/quote]

Ooo I'm interested. Every afternoon when I'm driving back on the M1 homeward bound there is always some wank holding up the right hand lane.

[quote="pkr"]Yeh but maybe a little more harsher on the word choice.[/quote]

This is how I'm steaming most afternoons in the right hand lane...

"GET THE f**k OUT OF THIS LANEEEEEEEE"

Followed by aggressive turn to centre lane, foot down, return to right lane, watch the wank shrink in my rear view mirror.[/quote]

pmpl sounds like when the mexicans come 2 canberra but then again ppl complain about sydney drivers the 1s here r worse, in syd they're are crazy as hell but they are used to driving in that traffic, majority of the drivers down here have no f**k clue, especially those rice burner drivers holding there cars at 6000rpm in second 2 try get in front bloody wankers[/quote]


If you are referring that I sit behind people in 2nd gear reving the clappers out of my XR6 and am a Mexican and wanker well you must be one of those retarded old do gooders that sit 30k's under the speed limit and cause everyone else to be late for work.
Do these retards want to pay for my time wasted buy holding me up.
Not to mention the potenial to cause a accident because of the speed difference.
Many a time I had to near lock the brake's due to these retards travelling at 80k's in a 110k zone.
Plus the grannies that take 1/2 a day to get to the speed limit.
The up side to these retards is that my 3rd,4th and 5th gear will stay like new.

Back on track now.
I want a new fuel tank one that doesn't keep getting empty at these fuel prices (always having to fill up every week because of holding 2nd gear at 20 000 rpm).

Now that would be the best mod a fuel tank that never runs out.
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:18 am 
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People who holds up the right lane are the once who make it to there destination. :lol:

kill sticker, nothing beats the finger out the window salute. that drives the loser insane. as you slow down to the speed limit they'll come flying pass at 120 kph & you hope theres a speed camera ahead to capture their stupidity. :P

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:47 am 
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whats wrong with doing 80km in a 110 zone lol? i had to do it yesterday, damn rooted gearbox, boy was i embarrassed...

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:30 am 
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pkr i think u missed the point, i'm talking about the tourist who have no idea, where they are going and r watching everything except what the traffic is doing, n by wankers i mean 2 idiots in their lil 4cyl rice burner at the traffic lights that make it look like they are racing trying 2 get the holeshot for the first corner, so u smoke coz u can

 

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 Post subject: Re: caps lock
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:51 am 
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pkr wrote:
Another mod would be one of those led message displays so you can give s**t to people who hold up the right lane.

Or you could use it to display your thoughs after kicking a gm s**t a**.


Ooo I'm interested. Every afternoon when I'm driving back on the M1 homeward bound there is always some wank holding up the right hand lane.

pkr wrote:
Yeh but maybe a little more harsher on the word choice.


This is how I'm steaming most afternoons in the right hand lane...

"GET THE f**k OUT OF THIS LANEEEEEEEE"

Followed by aggressive turn to centre lane, foot down, return to right lane, watch the wank shrink in my rear view mirror.[/quote]

pmpl sounds like when the mexicans come 2 canberra but then again ppl complain about sydney drivers the 1s here r worse, in syd they're are crazy as hell but they are used to driving in that traffic, majority of the drivers down here have no f**k clue, especially those rice burner drivers holding there cars at 6000rpm in second 2 try get in front bloody wankers[/quote]


If you are referring that I sit behind people in 2nd gear reving the clappers out of my XR6 and am a Mexican and wanker well you must be one of those retarded old do gooders that sit 30k's under the speed limit and cause everyone else to be late for work.
Do these retards want to pay for my time wasted buy holding me up.
Not to mention the potenial to cause a accident because of the speed difference.
Many a time I had to near lock the brake's due to these retards travelling at 80k's in a 110k zone.
Plus the grannies that take 1/2 a day to get to the speed limit.
The up side to these retards is that my 3rd,4th and 5th gear will stay like new.

Back on track now.
I want a new fuel tank one that doesn't keep getting empty at these fuel prices (always having to fill up every week because of holding 2nd gear at 20 000 rpm).

Now that would be the best mod a fuel tank that never runs out.[/quote]

Mate, that is absolutely BRILLIANT!!! I love your way of thinking.

It could very well work successfully too.

Some moron is doing 70-80 in a 100-110 zone (it happens on my way home EVERY DAY!!!). You take their rego down. Stop at the local cop shop on your way home and report them. Then have the authorities send them an invoice for your loss of time / waste of time. Wear and tear on brakes (due to the fact that you had to slow considerably to cater for their lowest common denominator driving habbits). And last, but not least, life endagerment, as the chance of another person running up the a*** of you due to insanley low speeds increases considerably.

Not a stupid as it sounds ya know :)
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 Post subject: Re: caps lock
Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:10 pm 
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downingj wrote:
You take their rego down. Stop at the local cop shop on your way home and report them. Then have the authorities send them an invoice for your loss of time / waste of time. Wear and tear on brakes (due to the fact that you had to slow considerably to cater for their lowest common denominator driving habbits). And last, but not least, life endagerment, as the chance of another person running up the a*** of you due to insanley low speeds increases considerably.

Not a stupid as it sounds ya know :)


would that actually work though? i think the cops would just laugh at you and tell you to quit b**ch.

don't get s**t people just make 2 lanes out of 1, or 3 lanes out of 2 it's easy and it gets your point across.

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:03 pm 
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i put a cd player in the first then new speakers sub and amp, then the exhaust and i am trying to decide lower the car with the turboblades or get mags and lower it later

 

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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:34 pm 
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first things first are the steering wheel and better air filter, next is the suspension and rims, then exhaust then cam then what ever the hell you wanna do

 

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