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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 5:27 pm 
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Tight a** using Vaso! Just go down to Supercheap and get some proper Tyre Shine


Well vaso IS for tight a***...


...wait... to far?



hahahahahahahhahahah

 

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:24 pm 
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'other things on cars that don't make them go harder' ... and by adding vasso makes it go hard...

 

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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 11:46 pm 
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i might try ky jelly on my tyres less friction on the road hahahahaha vasaline thats good.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:22 am 
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shnoza wrote:
'other things on cars that don't make them go harder' ... and by adding vasso makes it go hard...


If you give it a good rub...

 

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 1:58 am 
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exholden wrote:
dude, that's harsh! I had a VL, which is really more nissan than holden.

I stand by my Vazzo claim. Now excuse me, i'm off to chapel street to do some shopping, get a manicure, exfoliate and meet up with a plutonic female friend for coffee.

Damn you guys!!!!!!!!!

hehe now that's funny!

 

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:57 am 
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piss funny thread.

 

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 7:53 pm 
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Burnzie wrote:
1 SLY 97EL wrote:
Tight a** using Vaso! Just go down to Supercheap and get some proper Tyre Shine


Well vaso IS for tight a***...


...wait... to far?


PISSA!!! vaso, man every joke i came up with was written as i thought of it, so all i can do is LAUGH! HAHAHAHAH thats a good one! what sort of lube do you use for your car?

 

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:01 pm 
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Wait I got one better I am going to hose my dash down with Baby Oil to keep it shiny all the time.LOL,LOL

 

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 8:37 pm 
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I knew i'd get f**k over on posting this, but if you wanna laugh so much, try it on something on your car and see how it works out.

Vazzo.. not just for those who hate foreplay
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:02 am 
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before a track day try KY warming lube on your tires, works a treat ;)
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 1:14 am 
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so did that coating include the shifter? :shock:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:16 am 
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Actually i recently read up on this type of thing... clinical tests have proven that petroleum based gelatinous substances restore the lustre and shine of certain synthetic materials. But then of course, i'm lying to you all, and putting vasso on your car is quite simply a process which is about as useful and heterosexually sound as joining the backstreet boys. Jesus man, i know better than anyone else the need for improvisational solutions, but SHIIII-ITE. Anyway, now that the flaming's over, enjoy your slippery solution, just don't think it will make your car squeeze into a tight parking space any easier :)

BTW: some of you buggers on here are pure class humour.

 

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 2:42 am 
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lol, this is a good thread, best in ages, on ya exVeaL lover.
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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 4:09 pm 
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man i could think of nothing worse than vasso on my dash but hey if it works for you good on ya i say lol

 

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Posted: Thu Jul 28, 2005 6:37 pm 
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that's just as bad as a mate of mine polishing his mag's in his lounge room with ky jelly!!

 

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